" smoke screen "

 [ "smoke screen" ]

1: Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

  * e.g.,  ... Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with. 

 [ "smoke screen" ]

1: The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.

  * e.g.,  ... While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad. 

 [ "smoke screen" ]

1: n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)

  * e.g.,  ... "Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind." 

 [ "Smoke-Screen" ]

1: Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action. The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.

  * e.g.,  ... e.g Did u call that chick from last night? 

 [ "Smoke screen" ]

1: A lie

  * e.g.,  ... That’s a smoke screen 

 [ "smoke-screen" ]

1: n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen. 

 [ "Smoke Screen" ]

1: Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

  * e.g.,  ... GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out... 

 [ "Smoke Screen" ]

1: As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!

  * e.g.,  ... "she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her" 

 [ "sweedish smoke screen" ]

1: when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

  * e.g.,  ... shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen. 

 [ "Smoke Screen Intercourse" ]

1: When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?